Never really knowing it was always...mesh and lace

Ice is looking pretty good in his sporty, citrus-inspired number. He's switched out his gold chain for whatever this occasion is, and he's opted for a light-colored version of his usually black Yankees hat. However, as is often the case, the conductor of the Fabulous Train in this photo is Coco.

The most important qualities one must have as a fashionista are a tendency for the unexpected and the courage to wear stuff no one else is wearing. Coco is 2 for 2.

Unexpected: Jeans are traditionally worn as pants. Coco blows our minds by sporting jeans in the form of a bikini-top-shirt. This is also unexpected for Coco in general because denim is a very thick fabric, meaning you can't make out her nipples nor their piercings.

Stuff no one else is wearing: Bikini-top-shirts worn out in public are standard fare for Coco, and former porn stars from all across the land, so I wouldn't consider this too ground-breaking. The completely unique aspect here is her choice to wear LACE pants. This doesn't fall under "unexpected" because you really should expect Coco to wear see-through clothes.

And the random guy on the right--I'm guessing this was totally his MySpace picture for like a year. What an honor to be photographed with the Royal Family!