Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Lemon with your T?

Usually stars aren't seen wearing the same outfit twice. But Ice loves his brightly colored pimp suits too much to give them away to needy playas or sell them on E-bay. At first I thought maybe the magazine cover was photoshopped from a picture taken at the event on the right. But then I thought, "You fool, do you really think Allhood Publications would risk their reputation by featuring non-original art on their cover!?"

At least we have Coco changing it up for us. On the right, she's modeling her beloved mesh again, but she's showing a bit of ladylike modesty with a thong underneath. She has class Rose McGowan only wishes to achieve.

Do You HARD

It's nice to see I&C getting their read on. I just wonder if they know you're supposed to look at the words IN the book and comprehend their meaning for it to qualify as "reading." I'm sure once they figure it out, they'll love Russell Simmon's book which sends the message, "If you believe good things will happen to you, they will," a philosophy millionaires love because they can give themselves 100% credit for their good fortune and look down on poor people for not wanting money and success enough to get it. Although I think maybe they were mislead by the title, "Do You!" and thought it was all about fucking.

Coco Toe

We almost have a fashion DON'T here! At first I was a little worried that no one told Coco the SNL Mom Jeans skit wasn't a real advertisement. But the important thing about her look is that you notice her private parts. Luckily these jeans are tight enough that we're not forced to use too much imagination. The boobs aren't tucked away, but the real focal point of this look is her (presumably bald) lips.

Ice is taking a backseat in this photo, but he's still grimacing and pointing as to say, "Look at my wife's twat! That shit's MINE. Not yours."

Red Carpet Crip Walk

Here we have Ice and Coco in all-blue attire, paying homage to Ice's roots in the Crips, a criminal gang with a large membership in the LA area (for all of you youngsters and super whiteys out there). Netting is a fave fabric of Coco's, and we'll see her in several other similar pieces that feature varying levels of nipple coverage.

Coco's skirt verges on matronly with its high waist and long length. But the peekaboo middle slit, which may or may not be above the line of poon visibility, reassures us that we won't see her sporting khaki skorts and a buttoned-up polo anytime soon.

Nappin' Ain't Easy

Sometimes your own skin is the most stylish thing you can wear. Here we see Ice and Coco slumbering, just as they do on any given night. They like to keep it real, forgoing electricity for candlelight. But don't startle them! Ice has his piece close by for protection, just in case their $100,000 home security system and handful of bodyguards fail to keep the haters out of his boudoir.

Intro to Iced Coco

Welcome to the blog dedicated to everyone's favorite fashion icons, Ice and Coco T. Here you will see some of the edgiest creations that the couples-outfit genre has to offer. If you are offended by visible nip, do not proceed.