Coco's new fave store: Blanche Devereux Consignments

Did I ever mention that I have ESP?

Would you like proof?

Here you go.....you just moved in more closely toward the screen and squinted. AM I RIGHT???

If it was anyone else, I would guess that it was a brown background that just happened to match the tone of fake tan. But Coco doesn't normally fuck around with semi-nude optical illusions, so I think it really might be EXACTLY what it looks like.

As a coordinated couple, the Ts are innovators once again, establishing the latest nouveau-retro trend. Ice's gray suit with a handkerchief in the pocket paired with Coco's Florida condo drapery were heavily inspired by 1988, specifically:

The Ts Got Game(show)

ALERT! The T family is appearing on tomorrow night's premiere of Celebrity Family Feud. Appearing with Ice and Coco are Coco's sister, Tina, Ice Jr., and some guy named "Sean." Let's all tune in to see Ice and Coco fuck up Joan River's proverbial shit. It's a good thing Ice is going up against Joan here instead of the old played out drive-by; I'm pretty sure her entire body is made of some kind of bullet-proof, space-age, high-tensile-strength, synthetic polymer. Here's a preview of Ice keeping it gangsta, even on family hour, prime time TV.

If only Tupac and Biggie had access to this healthy outlet for their beef back in the 90s, the East Coast/West Coast feud could've been 100 times more entertaining for adults and children alike.

EDIT: Tina Austin is Nicole's MOTHER, not her sister. Do you think it's awky that Ice graduated high school before CocoMama?

Ice of Diamonds

The final nail in the coffin of that old white dress / virginity myth.

Is that Ice's kid in the photo? He's not wearing a Yankees cap. In fact, it might even be a Mets hat! I guess that's the only way you can really rebel as a child when your dad was in the fucking CRIPS. That or marry a small-tittied, unmanicured, chemical engineer.

I do love Coco's pleated skirt. It's very Nobody-Puts-Baby-In-A-Corner.

And Aretha Franklin looks thrilled to be in this photo.