Saturday, May 3, 2008

Coco Loco Weekend! :: A walking testament to Hollywood Fashion Tape

Coco's Mom: Coco, I love you, but I have seen your tits one too many times for a mother looking at her own, grown child. Next time you go out in public, can you tone it down just a little?

Coco: Funny you should mention it. I'm going to a Maxim party tonight, and the outfit I have picked out completely covers my nipples, doesn't show any bellybutton, and has floor-length pants, too.

Coco's Mom: Oh Coco, thank you! Now I can read my Us Weekly without getting caught off guard with your half nekkid body and having images of Ice going balls deep D-style on you flashing in my mind.

Coco: I have to confess I won't be wearing any underwear.

Coco's Mom: That's all right dear, what I don't know won't hurt me.

1 comment:

Bailey said...

Still manages the camel toe...lovely.