Cup Size: Ur Doin it Wrong

Oh Coco, I kid, I kid. By the looks of things, Coco is taking Ice to meet her parents for the very first time. They're going in disguise as non-nymphos, and are dressing the part as best they know how (but still unable to resist the urge to coordinate their outfits). Black clothing in opaque fabrics, check. Hipster glasses to demonstrate that they're serious about reading words, check. And most touching of all, Coco wore a bra for the occasion. Of course she hadn't been bra shopping since '97 when Mom made her wear one for her high school graduation, and this is that very same bra. But going mesh-free is a huge sacrifice....her parents should be flattered.